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  • Tyler Zahnke

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    Sometimes you can fix something by watching a 3D movie,
    You'll say, "I can't believe it!"

    Sometimes you can fix something just by givine out a loud shriek,
    just like rhubarb rhubarb

    Sometimes you can fix something just by checking your e-mail,
    Hope you don't get any spam

    Sometimes you can fix something by eating some lunch meat,
    Baloney, turkey or ham

    Sometimes you can fix something just by learning how to program,
    html or javascript

    Sometimes you can listen to ambient music,
    See for yourself rhubarb

    Sometimes you can fix something just by sampling tapes,
    Just like rhubarb rhubarb

    Sometimes you can fix something by larking around vocally,
    Like a big-time fool-o

    Sometimes you can fix something just by eating dessert,
    A pie, a cookie or a cake

    Sometimes you can fix something just by eating some meat,
    In the form of plain or shake'n'bake

    Sometimes you can fix something just by listening to heavy metal,
    Make sure it doesn't blow your ears out

    Sometimes you can fix something just by listening to classical music,
    when you put the lights out

    The Story

    I am Tyler Zahnke. I am a blind musician who has been interested in music all my
    life, but I became active in music in early 2010. I do comedy music, as well as
    regular techno/ambient/indie/looping music. I have also done computer software and
    development at a small scale and medium complexity since 2006. I have been an editor for the
    encyc.org online encyclopedia since 2010.

    I've known how to play the piano almost all my
    life, and got an electronic keyboard in 2003. I didn't start taking actual piano lessons until
    2007, and I continued until June 2011.

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    www.facebook.com/tylerzahnke

    Tyler Zahnke

    Lyrics

    Sometimes you can fix something just by listening to Cher,
    Do you believe in life after love?

    Sometimes you can fix something just by praying to the lord,
    Even you come from above

    Sometimes you can fix something just by talking on the phone,
    To the one that truly understands you

    Sometimes you can fix something just by being alone,
    See where in the world it lands you

    Sometimes you can fix something just by listening to tapes,
    Keep your mind of new stuff like mp3

    Sometimes you can fix something just by forgetting about the Democrats,
    Listen to Rush Limbaugh and vote GOP

    Sometimes you can fix something just by being a geek,
    Edit Wikipedia rhubarb

    Sometimes you can fix something just by putting on a show,
    Like a comedy with Dick Van Dyke

    The Story

    I am Tyler Zahnke. I am a blind musician who has been interested in music all my
    life, but I became active in music in early 2010. I do comedy music, as well as
    regular techno/ambient/indie/looping music. I have also done computer software and
    development at a small scale and medium complexity since 2006. I have been an editor for the
    encyc.org online encyclopedia since 2010.

    I've known how to play the piano almost all my
    life, and got an electronic keyboard in 2003. I didn't start taking actual piano lessons until
    2007, and I continued until June 2011.

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    www.facebook.com/tylerzahnke

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