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  • Rebecca Turner

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    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a cat
    The soft fur is relaxing

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a goat
    Though he might eat your shoelaces

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting an owl
    Get some wiseness by osmosis

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a dog
    (beat) Like petting god, but backwards

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a gnu
    They like to start things very quietly

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a fox
    They are totally fantastic

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a horse
    You might just see a different color

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a cow
    Maybe he'll give you a good milkshake

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting some swine
    Just keep a tight grip on your pearls

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a snake
    They can help you smooth it over

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a bee
    She might sting some sense into you

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting an ant
    pet ant pet ant pet ant pet ant

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a sloth
    The view from upside-down's inspiring

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a schmoo
    Fry it up, it tastes like chicken

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a whale
    Their size will put it in perspective

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a moose.
    And share a healthy meal of berries

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a clam.
    Turns out you didn't need that finger

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a quail.
    Don't get between it and Dick Cheney.

    Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a flea.
    Or squash it and a cat will thank you.

    The Story

    Recorded Live @ Saturday Afternoon Song Swap, 2010
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