Infinite Glitch - The Whatnots: Infinite Glitch - the world's longest recorded pop song, by Chris Butler.

The Whatnots

Lyrics

sometimes you can fix something by just taking a pill
then call me in the morning

sometimes you can fix something by just making a roux
that's how I once saved Thanksgiving

sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a bomb
teach the bastards a lesson

sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a fit
ventilate all your frustrations

sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat
protein's a part of good nutrition

sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat
vegetarians are boring

sometimes you can fix something by not eating some meat
cow farts are ruining the ozone

sometimes you can fix something by just getting a break
just be ready when it happens

sometimes you can fix something by just sitting still
wait for that flash of inspiration

sometimes you can fix something by just sitting real still
they call that "playing possum"

sometimes you can fix something by going to the source
some things get lost in the translation

sometimes you can fix something by just making a link
that's called concatenation

sometimes you can fix something by just being strange
beyond all classification

sometimes you can fix something by just branching out
if you can get good distribution

sometimes you can fix something by just hitting Control-S
computers are always crashing

sometimes you can fix something by just finding a mate
there's nothing like a good companion

sometimes you can fix something by just being alone
ya always seem to get more work done

sometimes you can fix something by just having a kid
then move to Montclair from Hoboken

sometimes you can fix something by just throwing it away
clutter's an anal compulsion

sometimes you can fix something by giving it away
we're now accepting donations

sometimes you can fix something by just eating some corn
clean out your colon

sometimes you can fix something by just turning the page
find out who was the villain

sometimes you can fix something by just picking yourself up
and get back in the runnin'

sometimes you can fix something by just making a few tweaks
subtle modifications

sometimes you can fix something by not getting it fixed
maybe you got stuck with a lemon

sometimes you can fix something by just getting old
just outlive your competition

The Story

Using lyrics by Chris Butler

The Whatnots ("Heimer, Higgs ,and Mo"...I always wanted to do a graphic parody using The Pep Boys images as a starting point!), were a great NJ pop band, still great pals, and contributors to the original "The Devil Glitch" project.

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