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  • The Know-It-All Boyfriends

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    sometimes you can fix something by not changing a thing
    just redesign the carton

    sometimes you can fix something by just playing some golf
    get buddy-buddy with the big guns

    sometimes you can fix something by just traveling light
    rid yourself of your possessions

    sometimes you can fix something by just being a king
    declare it fixed by proclamation

    sometimes you can fix something with coffee and cigarettes
    the real breakfast of champions

    sometimes you can fix something by just learning how to swim
    pretend that you are Esther Williams

    sometimes you can fix something by just stealin' a boat
    then seek political asylum

    sometimes you can fix something by just splitting hairs
    point out the subtle distinctions

    sometimes you can fix something by just being right
    without fear of contradiction

    sometimes you can fix something by not being too right
    avoid self-righteous indignation

    sometimes you can fix something by just staying awake
    or you might miss something

    sometimes you can fix something by just taking a nap
    the elves will fix it while you're sleeping

    sometimes you can fix something by just saying "hi"
    greetings and salutations

    sometimes you can fix something by just being lost
    you'll go off in new directions

    sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the Mob
    sometimes it helps to be Sicilian

    sometimes you can fix something by just closing-up shop
    put up a sign that says "gone fishing"

    sometimes you can fix something by just picking up the tab
    snow 'em with a lavish luncheon

    sometimes you can fix something by just doing good work
    you've earned that adulation

    sometimes you can fix something by just being known
    someone who needs no introduction

    sometimes you can fix something by just being a star
    tho not like Norma Desmond

    sometimes you can fix something by just being clean
    and above all suspicion

    sometimes you can fix something by just filling your plate
    help yourself, go back for seconds

    sometimes you can fix something by just being a whore
    there're many kinds of prostitution

    sometimes you can fix something with eeny-meeny-miney-mo
    the process of elimination

    sometimes you can fix something by just knowing who was there
    guilty by association

    sometimes you can fix something by with AT and F1 enter
    reinitialize your modem

    The Story

    Using lyrics by Chris Butler

    Freedy Johnston! James MacMillan! Old pals/ace songwriter/ace engineer and bass player. Recorded when I produced Freedy's first album on Bar/None, with James engineering at Water Music, Hoboken.
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