sometimes you can fix something by just deciding to die
thank you, Dr. Kevorkian
sometimes you can fix something by just having a dick
there's nothing wrong with being masculine
sometimes you can fix something by just asking a pro
some problems need a trained technician
sometimes you can fix something by just crossing your fingers
tho that's only a superstition
sometimes you can fix something by just being wrong
mea culpa, mea culpa
sometimes you can fix something by just startin' to chant
NOM MYOHO RENGE HARE KRISHNA
sometimes you can fix something by just going New Wave
get black jeans and a Farfisa
sometimes you can fix something by just having a shtick
like Liberace's candelabra
sometimes you can fix something by just taking the train
efficient public transportation
sometimes you can fix something on the L.I.R.R.
dream on, dream on, dream on
sometimes you can fix something by just joining a frat
become a Lion or a Mason
sometimes you can fix something by just polishing a turd
'til it shines like a diamond
sometimes you can fix something by just making a plan
organize your operation
sometimes you can fix something by just drinking some wine
loosen up your inhibitions
sometimes you can fix something by just being sweet
maintain a pleasant disposition
sometimes you can fix something by just being cruel
that's how horses are broken
sometimes you can fix something by just trying again
sometimes you win by being stubborn
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "oh well"
a feeble rationalization
sometimes you can fix something by just waving the flag
demagogic jingoism
sometimes you can fix something by just being numb
anesthetize your real feelings
sometimes you can fix something by just blasting away
'til you run out of ammunition
sometimes you can fix something by just studying Bird
solo with upper extensions
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the chords
A B minor D eleven
sometimes you can fix something by just courting the rich
it really helps to have a patron
sometimes you can fix something by just being rich
poverty is not fun
sometimes you can fix something by just being rich
a Gen X Trust-a-farian
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