Infinite Glitch - O, Krys: Infinite Glitch - the world's longest recorded pop song, by Chris Butler.

Krys O

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Sometimes you can fix something by just asking a question
mother nature doesn’t really care

Sometimes you can fix something by just being a goofball
mike nesmith had the wool hat

Sometimes you can fix something by just carrying a big stick
that’s the devil’s jukebox

Sometimes you can fix something by just dyeing your hair
oh, come on you’re worth it

Sometimes you can fix something by just eyeing the exit
just in case of emergency

Sometimes you can fix something by just forging a new bond
just hold on to the old ones

Sometimes you can fix something by just giving up
then you just start over

Sometimes you can fix something by just having a fit
you might end up with some money

Sometimes you can fix something by just ignoring the signs
if they’re in the wrong direction

Sometimes you can fix something by just jiving the blues
aw shucks it’s really easy

Sometimes you can fix something by just kicking the can
it can make you a kid again

Sometimes you can fix something by just live, larf and loaf
french frith Kaiser Thompson

Sometimes you can fix something by just making a proof
then you won’t risk a mistake

Sometimes you can fix something by just noodling a riff
it could come out a masterpiece

Sometimes you can fix something by just observing the horizon
you can get the big picture

Sometimes you can fix something by just pouring your heart out
see your problems shrinking

Sometimes you can fix something by just quizzing a quail
have fun with alliteration

Sometimes you can fix something by just rubbing the spot out
there’s no need to bleach it

Sometimes you can fix something by just saving it for later
let your subconscious work it out

Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a dive
it beats a bloody nose

Sometimes you can fix something by just uncovering the past
no need to hide anymore

Sometimes you can fix something by just venting your mind
better let some air in

Sometimes you can fix something by just washing the windows
be careful of the streaks though

Sometimes you can fix something by just x-ing out the bad words
like coulda shoulda woulda

Sometimes you can fix something by just yanking the chain
it could open up the right door

Sometimes you can fix something by just zeroing in on a detail
helps with comprehension

The Story

I knew about the Devil Glitch many years ago. I was inspired about nine years ago to write my own contribution and set about approaching it as an alphabetical exercise; challenging myself to come up with couplets from A through Z.

The piece was done by my ex at one of his live performances in 2008.
It wasn't recorded by me until 2013 using a cell phone and adding weird
effects after seeing one of Chris' announcements requesting submissions.

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