Infinite Glitch - Kramer: Infinite Glitch - the world's longest recorded pop song, by Chris Butler.

Kramer

Lyrics

sometimes you can fix something by just holding court
like Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin

sometimes you can fix something if things just go right
no unexpected complications

sometimes you can fix something by just making a deal
enter in negotiations

sometimes you can fix something by just telling a shrink
your phobias and fixations

sometimes you can fix something by just staging a coup
a bloody act of liberation

sometimes you can fix something by just playing the long shot
tho that's a risky proposition

sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the odds
then make an accurate prediction

sometimes you can fix something by just hedging your bets
avoid a reckless speculation

sometimes you can fix something by just flipping a coin
heads you lose, tails I win

sometimes you can fix something by releasing it "as is"
de-bug it in a later version

sometimes you can fix something by just saying "I'll pass"
an act of self-preservation

sometimes you can fix something by just makin' it up
everything is fiction

sometimes you can fix something by just getting bought out
if they can meet your stipulations

sometimes you can fix something by just mnusy lkspek lknaoi
yeah...i gotta work on my diction

sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a beat
are you still listening?

sometimes you can fix something by playing on the roof
“Oi ‘ope we’ve passed the audition”

The Story

Using lyrics by Chris Butler

I first met Kramer when he was in a version of Gong that came to Kent, with Georgio Gomelsky. Kramer became The Waitresses sound guy for a minute...only a minute 'cause he managed to alienate every house sound guy after only seconds of meeting him. Always brilliant. Played with him in The Holy Sheets. A legendary producer and owner of Shimmy Disk Records, THE premier avant garden table of the '80's and '90's.

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