Sometimes you can fix something by turning it on
Please maintain a safe distance…
Sometimes you can fix something by shutting it off
Cool down that hot machine, boy
Sometimes you can fix something by hitting it hard
Please pass the persuasion tool
Sometimes you can fix something by doing nothing at all
Monitor the situation
Sometimes you can fix something by staying awake
You're gonna need some coffee…
Sometimes you can fix something by going to sleep
But then you lay awake all night…
Sometimes you can fix something by not being a flake
Ninety percent of life is showing up (Woody Allen)
Sometimes you can fix something by being total flake
Ninety percent of life is not showing up
Sometimes you can fix something by faking disinterest
That's passive-aggressive
Sometimes you can fix something by getting it used
Like at Salvation Armani
Sometimes you can fix something by thrown' in the towel
Please put it in the hamper, dear
Sometimes you can fix something by using ALL CAPS
Escalation is essential
Sometimes you can fix something by turning up the bass
That always works for bass players
Sometimes you can fix something by reversing the phase
Not just the phase you're going through
Sometimes you can fix something by asking the producer
I don't know, what do you think?
Sometimes you can fix something by adding lots of vocals
Just keep it interesting
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