Infinite Glitch - Gaulke, Bob: Infinite Glitch - the world's longest recorded pop song, by Chris Butler.

Bob Gaulke

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sometimes you can fix something by just saying you're wrong
even when you don't mean it

sometimes you can fix something by doing yoga
getting close to sweaty women

sometimes you can fix something by talking to the dog
walking doesn't solve the problem

sometimes you can fix something Skype-ing with your mom
for a nicer set of problems

sometimes you can fix something by just passing out
rebooting all major functions

sometimes you can fix something by eating Brussels sprouts
there's quality of life in Belgium

sometimes you can fix something by paying for lunch
those sprouts were expensive

sometimes you can fix something by just showing up
your presence makes an impact

sometimes you can fix something by moving out of town
pulling a minor geographic

sometimes you can fix something burning in the sun
shriveling up like bacon

sometimes you can fix something freezing in the dark
cheap flights to Iceland

sometimes you can fix something curled in a ball
take the fetal position

sometimes you can fix something riding the bus
context is everything

sometimes you can fix something getting very lost
in a foreign country

sometimes you can fix something by ignoring the cost
money doesn't change anything

Sometimes you can fix something by just running away
making up the explanation

Sometimes you can fix something by shooting at the stars
burning up the "B" plan

Sometimes you can fix something by falling out of love
seeing other trees in the forest

Sometimes you can fix something by soaking in the tub
Scrubbing at sticky objects

Sometimes you can fix something by staying where you are
Going with the worlds rotation

Sometimes you can fix something by taking the subway
avoiding all surface tension

Sometimes you can fix something by reading history
getting context for your problems

Sometimes you can fix something with Indian poetry
a.k. Ramanujan in particular

Sometimes you can fix something by declaring victory
don't you know we gotta war on

Sometimes you can fix something by savoring defeat
humility makes us human

Sometimes you can fix something by sleeping with a snake
it's nice under a heat lamp

Sometimes you can fix something by embracing what you hate
karma comes in flavors of instant

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