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  • BRAD BOLTON

    Lyrics

    Sometimes you can fix something by having a meltdown
    I want a patty meltdown

    Sometimes you can fix something by not doing nothing
    Now that would really be something

    Sometimes you can fix something by running away
    Just be sure it doesn’t follow

    Sometimes you can fix something by calling the mouse king
    He would just think you’re nuts

    Sometimes you can fix something
    without even thinking

    Sometimes you can fix something
    without even drinking

    Sometimes you can fix something
    just try winking

    Sometimes you can fix something
    without even blinking

    Sometimes you can fix something by
    giving a nod

    Sometimes you can fix something by
    carrying a hod

    Sometimes you can fix something by
    showing your elation

    Sometimes you can fix something by
    blind adulation

    Sometimes you can fix something
    with teen infatuation

    Sometimes you can fix something
    with righteous indignation

    Sometimes you can fix something
    through trial and tribulation

    Sometimes you can fix something
    with a screaming angry nation

    Sometimes you can fix something by being an a-hole
    But you can’t fix nothin in this shithole country

    Sometimes you can fix something by turning it over
    over easy over easy ovaries

    Sometimes you can fix something while you’re still alive
    But it’s easier when you’re dead

    Sometimes you can fix something
    before you awake

    Sometimes you can fix something
    but then it’s too late

    Sometimes you can fix something
    by playing in the mud

    Sometimes you can fix something
    just talk like Elmer Fudd

    Sometimes you can fix something by
    wanting to screw 2 x 4s, together

    Sometimes you can fix something by driving a car
    just remember - stay out of baaars! (no texting no texting no texting)

    Sometimes you can fix something that’s already fixed
    do it over and over and over and over (fade into next line)

    Sometimes you can fix something by watching Fox News
    But I ain’t ever seen that happen

    Sometimes you can fix something, we’ll fix it in the mix
    Especially if we’re making muffins

    Sometimes you can fix something by changing baby’s diaper
    It’s so easy if you use a windshield wiper

    Sometimes you can fix something by blaming someone else
    But first you have to hide all the mirrors

    Sometimes you can fix something by eating all your veggies
    Just hide your cake and eat it, too

    Sometimes you can fix something if it’s not too late
    But you can crastinate, just like a pro.

    Sometimes you can fix something if it ever stops
    But this thing never does, it’s time to call the cops

    The Story

    OK. Acoustic guitar sounds odd because I stuck some dead plant stalk between the strings - found in my wife's flowerbox. The drums are a German marching band sample off an ancient cheap Casio keyboard. Bass is a uke bass, direct, with plectrum. Electric guitar is through a 1966 Princeton, with the track copied, both tracks panned hard L/R with one track slightly dragged behind the other. I kinda copied your guitar riff from the original song. "Sometimes you can fix something" lyrics double tracked, panned L/R with one voice done in a mousy midrange. The unique part of every line is dead center with some distortion added. EQ, comp, verb on everything. Simple mastering comp also. That's about it!
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