Sometimes you can fix something by having a meltdown
I want a patty meltdown
Sometimes you can fix something by not doing nothing
Now that would really be something
Sometimes you can fix something by running away
Just be sure it doesn’t follow
Sometimes you can fix something by calling the mouse king
He would just think you’re nuts
Sometimes you can fix something
without even thinking
Sometimes you can fix something
without even drinking
Sometimes you can fix something
just try winking
Sometimes you can fix something
without even blinking
Sometimes you can fix something by
giving a nod
Sometimes you can fix something by
carrying a hod
Sometimes you can fix something by
showing your elation
Sometimes you can fix something by
blind adulation
Sometimes you can fix something
with teen infatuation
Sometimes you can fix something
with righteous indignation
Sometimes you can fix something
through trial and tribulation
Sometimes you can fix something
with a screaming angry nation
Sometimes you can fix something by being an a-hole
But you can’t fix nothin in this shithole country
Sometimes you can fix something by turning it over
over easy over easy ovaries
Sometimes you can fix something while you’re still alive
But it’s easier when you’re dead
Sometimes you can fix something
before you awake
Sometimes you can fix something
but then it’s too late
Sometimes you can fix something
by playing in the mud
Sometimes you can fix something
just talk like Elmer Fudd
Sometimes you can fix something by
wanting to screw 2 x 4s, together
Sometimes you can fix something by driving a car
just remember - stay out of baaars! (no texting no texting no texting)
Sometimes you can fix something that’s already fixed
do it over and over and over and over (fade into next line)
Sometimes you can fix something by watching Fox News
But I ain’t ever seen that happen
Sometimes you can fix something, we’ll fix it in the mix
Especially if we’re making muffins
Sometimes you can fix something by changing baby’s diaper
It’s so easy if you use a windshield wiper
Sometimes you can fix something by blaming someone else
But first you have to hide all the mirrors
Sometimes you can fix something by eating all your veggies
Just hide your cake and eat it, too
Sometimes you can fix something if it’s not too late
But you can crastinate, just like a pro.
Sometimes you can fix something if it ever stops
But this thing never does, it’s time to call the cops
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OK. Acoustic guitar sounds odd because I stuck some dead plant stalk between the strings - found in my wife's flowerbox. The drums are a German marching band sample off an ancient cheap Casio keyboard. Bass is a uke bass, direct, with plectrum. Electric guitar is through a 1966 Princeton, with the track copied, both tracks panned hard L/R with one track slightly dragged behind the other. I kinda copied your guitar riff from the original song. "Sometimes you can fix something" lyrics double tracked, panned L/R with one voice done in a mousy midrange. The unique part of every line is dead center with some distortion added. EQ, comp, verb on everything. Simple mastering comp also. That's about it!
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