Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a cat
The soft fur is relaxing
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a goat
Though he might eat your shoelaces
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting an owl
Get some wiseness by osmosis
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a dog
(beat) Like petting god, but backwards
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a gnu
They like to start things very quietly
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a fox
They are totally fantastic
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a horse
You might just see a different color
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a cow
Maybe he'll give you a good milkshake
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting some swine
Just keep a tight grip on your pearls
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a snake
They can help you smooth it over
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a bee
She might sting some sense into you
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting an ant
pet ant pet ant pet ant pet ant
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a sloth
The view from upside-down's inspiring
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a schmoo
Fry it up, it tastes like chicken
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a whale
Their size will put it in perspective
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a moose.
And share a healthy meal of berries
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a clam.
Turns out you didn't need that finger
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a quail.
Don't get between it and Dick Cheney.
Sometimes you can fix something by just petting a flea.
Or squash it and a cat will thank you.
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